scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

plinys:

another meme i won’t finish: twenty female characters: carol marcus

"It’s nice to have a family"

I’m Eliza Dooley. I wasn’t always this fab. I used to be butt ugly! But I blew up my curls and pushed up my girls. Traded likes for likes, and I was insta-famous!

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

burntlikethesun:

endless list of favourite characters: daenerys targaryen

“Do you know what it is like to be sold, squire? I do. My brother sold me to Khal Drogo for the promise of a golden crown. Well, Drogo crowned him in gold, though not as he had wished, and I…my sun-and-stars made a queen of me, but if he had been a different man, it might have been much otherwise. Do you think I have forgotten how it felt to be afraid?”

does anybody actually have their shit together or is that just an urban legend

"

But women can never be careful enough, can we? If we take naked pictures of ourselves, we’re asking for it. If someone can manage to hack into our accounts, we’re asking for it. If we’re not wearing anti-rape nail polish, we’re asking for it. If we don’t take self-defence classes, we’re asking for it. If we get drunk, we’re asking for it. If our skirts are too short, we’re asking for it. If we pass out at a party, we’re asking for it. If we are not hyper-vigilant every single fucking second of every single fucking day, we are asking for it. Even when we are hyper-vigilant, we’re still asking for it. The fact that we exist is asking for it.

This is what rape culture looks like.

This is what misogyny looks like.

"


— from What Happened to Jennifer Lawrence Was Sexual Assault (via catagator)

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

mcvoys:

yeah the world kinda sucks but at least we have marvel movies

me: soul mates don't exist.
me: unless they're my otp.
me: I don't believe in love at first sight.
me: unless it's my otp.
me: teenage love is never going to last.
me: unless it involves my otp.

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

HW