If anybody ever makes you feel bad about fan fiction remind them that Wicked is basically a Wizard of Oz college AU and it’s a best selling novel and one of the most popular musicals on Broadway
"I’m a naturally pretty shy person, which I’m cool with now. I used to think it was this affliction I had to overcome.”
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
we all know that, in book three, remus wakes up in the compartment and sees harry
but what if he didn’t see harry
what if he woke up and for a split second all he sees is messy black hair and glasses and thinks james
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
haha remember how the most unrealistic thing about iron man 2 was not the part where tony made a particle accelerator and then recreated an element in his basement but was in fact the part where natasha takes her hair down to fight. literally no one with long hair would ever do that
do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself
i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.